Monday, August 24, 2009

All Washed Up

Am I not allowed to retain one shred of masculine dignity?

It turns out they do sell washcloths in HK, but for the life of me, that first weekend we were setting up house, we could not find any decent washcloths. So we bought the only ones we could find.

So now, every morning I get to shower with a bright green “Hello, Kitty” wash cloth.

Actually it’s worse that that. They’re not even “Hello, Kitty.” They’re cheap knock offs. So every day before work, I scrub up with a "My Darling" washcloth.

It has a big cartoon picture of an oversized bunny driving a convertible on it.

I’m not sure, but I think it’s leaching the testosterone from my body.

-Jack

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