Enough Already

I love Christmas. The lights, the tinsel, the gifts. I love decorating the tree and being together with loved ones. December 25th is the best.

But when it’s done, it’s done.

Note to Park N Shop: when I shuffled down to your store at 9:40 a.m. on New Year’s morning in my flip flops and bedhead to buy a liter of milk and box of cereal before my girls wake up, I do not want to hear Bing Crosby crooning “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”.

Also, it’s time to take down the cardboard Santa cutouts taped to your front doors.

-Jack